The Venomous Pao has rolled a 1 on his “Write Blog Posts” check. Let’s check Subtable Z to see what happens:
| 2d6 Roll | Result | 
| 2 | Jammed Fingers, -3 to next Write Blog Posts roll | 
| 3-4 | Distracted by shiny object(s), -2 to next Write Blog Posts roll | 
| 5-9 | Malaise & Apathy set in, -1 to next Write Blog Posts roll | 
| 10-11 | “Real Life” gets busy, -2 to next Write Blog Posts roll | 
| 12 | Brain Explodes, -3 to next Write Blog Posts toll | 
It appears I’ve rolled an 11. Bugger. Well, it beats a 12. Or at least there’s less cleanup required.
To clarify a bit, I’d completely forgotten that South-by-Southwest was going down this week. And I’ve got bands to see (hello reunited Man or Astro-Man?)!
I really am still trying to hack away at the next round of entries for the Demons of Adad Untash as I can, though. So don’t give up on the ol’ VP just yet, amigos.

