Critical Fumble…

The Venomous Pao has rolled a 1 on his “Write Blog Posts” check. Let’s check Subtable Z to see what happens:

2d6 Roll Result
2 Jammed Fingers, -3 to next Write Blog Posts roll
3-4 Distracted by shiny object(s), -2 to next Write Blog Posts roll
5-9 Malaise & Apathy set in, -1 to next Write Blog Posts roll
10-11 “Real Life” gets busy, -2 to next Write Blog Posts roll
12 Brain Explodes, -3 to next Write Blog Posts toll

It appears I’ve rolled an 11. Bugger. Well, it beats a 12. Or at least there’s less cleanup required.

To clarify a bit, I’d completely forgotten that South-by-Southwest was going down this week. And I’ve got bands to see (hello reunited Man or Astro-Man?)!

I really am still trying to hack away at the next round of entries for the Demons of Adad Untash as I can, though. So don’t give up on the ol’ VP just yet, amigos.

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